Role Models (2008) [Movie]

Danny and Wheeler are two salesmen who trash a company truck on an energy drink-fueled bender. Upon their arrest, the court gives them a choice: do hard time or spend 150 service hours with a mentorship program. After one day with the kids, however, jail doesn't look half bad. Surrounded by annoying do-gooders, Danny struggles with his every neurotic impulse to guide Augie through the trials of becoming a man. Unfortunately, the guy just dumped by his girlfriend has only sarcasm to offer a bashful 16-year-old obsessed with medieval role play. Meanwhile, charming Wheeler tries to trade in an addiction to partying and women to assist a fifth-grader named Ronnie in redirecting his foul-mouthed ways. It would probably help if Ronnie's new mentor wasn't an overgrown adolescent whose idea of quality time includes keggers in Venice Beach. Once the center's ex-con director gives them an ultimatum, Danny and Wheeler are forced to tailor their brand of immature wisdom to their charges. And if they can just make it through probation without getting thrown in jail, the world's worst role models will prove that, sometimes, it takes a village idiot to raise a child.

Not Bad.. :> .. 6.8/10

Hiddink Leads Chelsea To The 3rd!

Chelsea launched the Guus Hiddink era in positive fashion as Nicolas Anelka's first-half strike earned them a 1-0 victory and kept alive their slim hopes of lifting the Premier League title as they leapfrogged Aston Villa into third spot.

Death Race (2008) [Movie]

Terminal Island, New York: 2020. Overcrowding in the U.S. penal system has reached a breaking point. Prisons have been turned over to a monolithic Weyland Corporation, which sees jails full of thugs as an opportunity for televised sport. Adrenalized inmates, a global audience hungry for violence and a spectacular, enclosed arena come together to form the 'Death Race', the world's biggest, most brutal sporting event. Five-time NASCAR champion Jensen Ames is a man who has become an expert at survival. After eight years of hard time, he has only six weeks before reuniting with his family. But when Weyland demands a driver to headline the big game, Ames is forced to submit. Donning the costume of mythical rider Frankenstein, the racer becomes an instant crowd favorite, an unequaled sporting superstar. His face hidden by a metallic black mask, one convict will be put through a brutal three day challenge, with the trophy being the ultimate prize: freedom. The only catch is that he must survive a gauntlet of the most vicious criminals in this post-industrial wasteland to claim it. Driving a monster car outfitted with machine guns, flamethrowers and grenade launchers, Ames must now kill or be killed to win the most treacherous spectator sport on Earth: 'Death Race'.

3ajeeeb u must see it! 8.6/10!

Elegy (2008) [Movie]

Charismatic professor David Kepesh glories in the pursuit of adventurous female students but never lets any woman get too close. When gorgeous Consuela Castillo enters his classroom, however, his protective veneer dissolves. Her raven-haired beauty both captivates and unsettles him. Even if Kepesh declares her body a perfect work of art, Consuela is more than an object of desire. She has a strong sense of herself and an emotional intensity that challenges his preconceptions. Kepesh's need for Consuela becomes an obsession, but ultimately his jealous fantasies of betrayal drive her away. Shattered, Kepesh faces up to the ravages of time, immersing himself in work and confronting the loss of old friends. Then, two years later, Consuela comes back into his life - with an urgent, desperate request that will change everything.

Intersting Drama.. I Liked It.. I Give It 7.8/10

Keith (2008) [Movie]

Natalie has it all: yearbook editor, scholarship to college, star athlete, reigning social queen. Then Keith enters her life. Secretive and enigmatic, he slowly lures her from her comfort zone. The more Keith holds back, the more Natalie becomes intrigued with figuring him out. In her head, she’s determined to keep him at arm’s length, but in her heart she can’t resist him. As Natalie’s world slowly unravels, both their lives are changed forever.

That's a sweet movie .. i give it 8/10 ..

Sex Drive (2008) [Movie]

Eighteen year old Ian finally gets the opportunity to lose his virginity when a woman he meets on-line offers to have sex with him if he drives to Knoxville to meet her. Accompanied by friends Lance and Felicia, whom Ian has a thing for, but she in turn has a thing for Lance, take off on a road trip in Ian's brother, Rex's beloved 1969 GTO.. without permission of course.

Alot of naughty stuff in the unrated version :p overall it's a funny movie.. i give it 8/10 ..

ماكنت اظن

أنا ماكنت أظن اللي يحب يحب له شخصين
على بالي أنا لحالي وحبيبي يموت بس فيّه
على النية مشيت وماعرفت أمشي معاه لوين
إلين الوقت بيّن لي نوايا غدر مخفية
تعال وشوف وش كثر الدموع اللي تخون العين
كثر ماخانني حظي وعرفتك وأنت موليّه

Kurokami (2009) [Anime]

In this world, there are three identical looking people in existence who split between them an energy-like force called “Terra.” This energy can be attributed to the amount of “Luck” or “Life Energy” that an individual possesses. There also exists beings who observe the human world, maintaining the balance of Terra, known as the “Coexistence Equilibrium.” These beings possess ability that surpass that of a normal human being and reside in hiding in places known as the “Pure Place” in tribes. They are called the Terra Guardians. This is a tale of battle that begins with a chance meeting between a human boy named Keita and a young Tera Guardian girl named Kuro.

Martial Arts, SuperPowers & Action .. sheft menna 4 episodes and it's pretty good .. i give it 7.3/10 !!

Chelsea :@ le meta ?! ..

[0] Chelsea x Hull City [0]
*Double Thumbs Down* .. now we're the 4th .. 7ata Aston Villa 6afoona .. hojoom 3aqeem .. madre le meta hal mostawa el mahzooz .. netrayya 5air inshalla ..
[3] Liverpool x Portsmouth [2]
el mobara shahedat alot of Drama .. now Liverpool mo2aqatan The Leaders ..
Manchester United x WestHam United el youm .. mayendara shbe9er ..
Anywho .. our new boy did a good job today .. Goodnight All .. Dawam Ba3ad 4 Hours ;p lol ..

Zack And Miri Make A Porno (2008) [Movie]

Two lifelong platonic friends, strapped for cash and in debt, decide to make a porno.

It's a sexual comedy movie ;p .. i like Seth Rogen "the guy with the curly hair" ;p he's stupid and funny :p .. i give it 7.8/10

Hasan Wa Murkus (2008) [Movie]

yetkalam 3an el we7da el wa6ania oo 3an el mase7eyen wel moslemen fi ma9er and stuff like that.. hmmm it wasnt bad.. i give it 6/10

Great Teacher Onizuka [Manga]

"wherever i go people will look and say to themselves.. What A Great Man!"

tawni 5alla9t Vol.1 men Manga GTO .. it was Awsome .. a7es enne neset el Anime ;p fa babdi agra el Manga's men ydeed .. i give it 9/10 !!

In Dubai

and suddenly im in dubai! lol the quickest trip :p!

Vicky Cristina Barcelona (2008) [Movie]

Two young American women, Vicky and Cristina, come to Barcelona for a summer holiday. Vicky is sensible and engaged to be married; Cristina is emotionally and sexually adventurous. In Barcelona, they're drawn into a series of unconventional romantic entanglements with Juan Antonio, a charismatic painter, who is still involved with his tempestuous ex-wife Maria Elena.

Loved The Movie.. I Give It 8.9/10 !!

Kalou Takes Chelsea To The 2nd!

Mabrook! :D

Good Advice (2001) [Movie]

Reformed bad boy actor Charlie Sheen shines in this winning romantic comedy that plays with ideas of gender difference.. (Charlie Sheen) plays a suave stockbroker named Ryan Turner, who loses his job suddenly due to one very bad decision. Unemployed and bored, Turner secretly begins to write his ex-girlfriend's (Denise Richards) popular advice column. Though crass and insensitive at first, Ryan slowly begins to empathize with the women writing into the column. His new sensitivity not only wins him a new job, but also the heart of the gorgeous newspaper publisher (Angie Harmon).

Nice Movie ;) .. I Give It 7.6/10 !!

I Never Felt Like This Before..

I never felt like this before..
Just when I leave, I'm back for more..
Nothing else here seems to matter....
In these ever-changing days..
You're the one thing that remains..
I could stay like this forever....

And it feels like tonight..
I can't believe I'm broken inside..
Can't you see that there's nothing that I wanna do,
But try to make it up to you..
And it feels like tonight...
Tonight.....

فلسفة و منطق

السيجارة:
لفافة تبغ بنار على أحد طرفيها، وأحمق على الطرف الآخر.

المحاضرة:
فن انتقال المعلومة من مفكرة المحاضر إلى مذكرات الحضور، دون المرور على أدمغتهم.

التفاوض:
فن تقسيم الكعكة بطريقة ينصرف بعدها كل من الحضور معتقدا أنه حصل على الجزء الأكبر.

غرفة الاجتماعات:
مكان يتحدث كل من به، ليرفض الجميع كل القرارات فيما بعد.

الابتسامة:
انحناءة تستقيم بها كل الأمور.

الخ:
علامة توحي للآخرين بأنك تعرف أكثر مما قلت.

الخبرة:
هي عدد الأخطاء التي ارتكبتها في حياتك السابقة.

القنبلة الذرية:
اختراع لتدمير كل اختراع.

الفيلسوف:
رجل 'أحمق' يعاني طوال حياته، ويتذكروه فقط بعد موته.

الدبلوماسي:
شخص يطلب منك الذهاب إلى الجحيم بطريقة تجعلك تستعجل تلك الرحلة.

المجرم:
شخص كغيره من الناس، والفرق فقط انه تم القبض عليه متلبسا.

المدير:
رجل يأتي متأخرا عندما تكون باكرا، ويأتي باكرا عندما تكون متأخرا.

السياسي:
رجل يهز يدك قبل الانتخابات، وثقتك بعدها.

الواجب:
ما نطالب به الآخرين.

التلميذ الفاشل:
هو التلميذ الذي يمكن أن يكون الأول في فصله لولا وجود الآخرين.

الزواج:
هو الموضوع الوحيد الذي تتفق عليه جميع النساء ويختلف عليه جميع الرجال ..

النساء:
أكثر المخلوقات ثرثرة، ومع ذلك فهن يكتمن نصف ما يعرفن..

اللباقة:
هي القدرة على وصف الآخرين كما يرون هم أنفسهم.

الرجل المشهور:
شخص يبذل أقصى جهده ليعرفه الناس جميعا، ثم يلبس نظارات سوداء ليتحاشى معرفة الناس له بعد ذلك.

الكسل:
أن تعتاد الراحة قبل أن يحل بك التعب ...

علم النفس:
العلم الذي يذكر لك أشياء تعرفها فعلا بكلمات لا تستطيع فهمها.

الغرور:
هو المخدر الذي يخفف الآم المغفلين.

الجمال:
صورة فوتوغرافية يحولها الزمن إلى صورة كاريكاتيرية.

الدبلوماسية:
ارتكاب أفظع وأبشع الأفعال تحت قناع الرقة واللباقة.

الصبر:
فن إخفاء نفاد الصبر.

الفتاة المثالية:
هي من ضاق خصرها، واتسع عقلها.

الزوج:
رجل يطلب من زوجته أن تكون مثالية إلى الحد الذي يجعلها تغفر له أنه ليس مثاليا.

الطبيب:
رجل يتقاضى ثمن العلاج، مع أن الله هو الشافي ..

المحامي:
رجل يدافع عن مال موكلة ليكون من نصيبه.

الحانوتي:
رجل يكسب رزقه بطلوع الروح.

طبيب الأسنان:
رجل يحصل على لقمته من أفواه الآخرين.

الدبلوماسي:
رجل يتذكر عيد ميلاد زوجته وينسى عمرها.

السر:
أمانة في عنق حامله ...

التجارب :
الأسس التي يبني عليها العقلاء حياتهم ..

الوعود الزائفة:
سحب بلا أمطار.

الأحقاد:
براكين ملتهبة في صدور أصحابها.

الانتقام:
يشبه أن تعض كلبا لأنه عضك

المغرور :
طائر كلما ارتفع بنفسه، صغر في أعين الناس ..

الحياة:
مهزلة تنتهي بمأساة.

المذيع:
يخاطب جميع المستمعين بقوله 'أعزائي' وهو لا يعرف أحدا منهم .

الاعتذار:
جواز المرور إلى قلوب الناس ..

الإشاعة :
شيء ليس له سيقان، ولكنه يتحرك بسرعة هائلة .

العطف:
أكبر رأسمال مدفون لا يستخدمه العالم.

الحب:
فعل وليس اسما.

القبلة :
هي الهدية الوحيدة التي نردها في اللحظة التي نأخذها فيها ..

حواء:
المرأة الوحيدة التي لم تعرف الغيرة.

الموت:
عطلة آخر الحياة

الحقيقة:
الشيء الوحيد الذي لا يصدقه الناس

Chrome Shelled Regios (2009) [Anime]

The world was infected by "Pollutant" years ago - world cracked open and generally screwed up. This Pollutant spawns nasty "Pollutant Beasts", but it's also resulted in people gaining special powers. The towns that now litter the world are protected by alchemists and are mobile - these are the "Regios" of the title.

The story follows a guy named Lei-Fon Alseif who starts at a new school following the disappearance of his childhood friend and gets recruited into the special 17th Platoon in order to combat Pollutant Beasts.

The 1st Episode Is Not Bad And Looks Promising .. 7/10

Lost: Season 5 [Tv Series]

Ballash Season 5!