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Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Friday, February 27, 2015
Tuesday, May 20, 2014
Saturday, May 17, 2014
Where's he ?! ..
Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you!
Boy: I love you more!
*After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.*
Girl: Where is he?
Dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart?
Girl: (Starts crying)
Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.
Monday, May 05, 2014
Mourinho's after Norwich tie ..
Post match interview, Chelsea v Norwich City 0:0
04.05.14
”Only one team tried to win.”
"I think we lost 45 minutes because in the first half we were very slow, like the weather, playing slow and with low intensity."
Penalties? “The second one, I had a quick run to my office that I could see it (replay) and I prefer to laugh than to comment.”
Title gone? “Yeah, I’m saying that for a few weeks and it’s quite strange that in the most important league in the world there are still 2 matches to play in the last week. But we knew. Especially since the‘Sunderland festival’ we knew that it was impossible to do it.”
"Everybody who is in football for a long time knows that when big objectives are gone, that special mental energy you need to play at the highest level disappears."
اهم شي سندرلاند فستيفال هههههههههههههههه ماتيوز يالسبشل ون
04.05.14
”Only one team tried to win.”
"I think we lost 45 minutes because in the first half we were very slow, like the weather, playing slow and with low intensity."
Penalties? “The second one, I had a quick run to my office that I could see it (replay) and I prefer to laugh than to comment.”
Title gone? “Yeah, I’m saying that for a few weeks and it’s quite strange that in the most important league in the world there are still 2 matches to play in the last week. But we knew. Especially since the‘Sunderland festival’ we knew that it was impossible to do it.”
"Everybody who is in football for a long time knows that when big objectives are gone, that special mental energy you need to play at the highest level disappears."
اهم شي سندرلاند فستيفال هههههههههههههههه ماتيوز يالسبشل ون
Monday, April 28, 2014
Wednesday, April 23, 2014
Friday, March 28, 2014
Saturday, March 01, 2014
Saturday, February 15, 2014
Wenger x Mourinho .. who win ?!
Wenger about the title contenders playing down their chances:
“ It’s fear to fail .. If you’re not in the race you cannot lose it, if you declare yourself not in the race you cannot lose it, it’s as simple as that ”
“ It’s fear to fail .. If you’re not in the race you cannot lose it, if you declare yourself not in the race you cannot lose it, it’s as simple as that ”
Mourinho’s sharp response:
“ He’s a specialist in failure .. I’m not, Because eight years without a piece of silverware, that is failure ”
“ He’s a specialist in failure .. I’m not, Because eight years without a piece of silverware, that is failure ”
في فمممممممممممممه يا خوسيه .. هههههه تعجبني
Monday, February 10, 2014
A possible move for an Egyptian goal keeper to Liverpool this summer !
So could he replace Mignolet ?! :p ..
مع احترامي لحارس مرمى فريق غزل المحله المصري .. يعني مادري الومك ولا ألوم ادارة النادي الخيالية .. لا ولازقين شعار ماكدونالدز كا راعي رسمي للفريق .. ههههه
Sunday, February 09, 2014
Tuesday, February 04, 2014
Friday, January 24, 2014
Monday, January 20, 2014
For Manchester United fans ..
(waxwork of Sir Alex Ferguson stands inside a glass box outside Old Trafford)
Is it the time .. to break the emegency glass ?!
=p ..
Sunday, January 05, 2014
Friday, January 03, 2014
Thursday, January 02, 2014
Saturday, December 28, 2013
Saturday, December 14, 2013
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